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you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop 

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prudeh:

BUT HAY… IT’S IN MY JEANS

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I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

more importantly who names their kid tani

what color are the stickers

are these harry potter stickers

how big are they

are they those fuzzy stickers

determine the mass of the sun with these stickers

destroy the entire population of america with these stickers

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avengemymischief:

That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting

 #the mating rituals of the black widow and the hawk are complex and beautiful #here we have a male trying to assert his dominance over the female by pulling her hair (a common foreplay technique among her kind) #not to be cowed so easily; the female retaliates by sinking her fangs into the hawks vulnerable wings #having found each other worthy the two then mate frantically for several hours at a time #this phenomenon can be witnessed at several confirmed mating sites such at budapest

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